Barroom Blitzkreig

Guess who was involved in a barroom fracas this past Wednesday night?

Our beloved Director of Labor, Barry Herschbien!

It appears that the Fat Man tried to intervene in a domestic dispute outside of Bud's bar in Garapan. Whereupon, the husband involved in the dispute, chased the Fat Man into the bar and proceeded to have his way with Barry until the owner of Bud's, Leslie Jackson, separated the two combatants.

While hiding behind Mr Jackson, Barry proceeded to shout threats (much like a chihuahua) and demanding that his antagonist be thrown out. When he could not get his way, Barry called 911 and had his attacker arrested.

Barry's attacker (who works on one of the ships at anchor off of Saipan) was bailed out later that night for $1,250.00 by Mr Jackson.

The Dog is Loose!!!

I'm the Watchdog and I'm on the prowl for all your dirty little secrets. I'm the dog rooting through your trash. I will expose you!

This is my letter of warning to all of you who are abusing your position and power to prey upon the public. You are being watched and you will be exposed. The power of the camera and the truth of my conviction will be your downfall.

The people of the CNMI have had enough of your abuses and we say, " No more!"

You have been warned!